Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Madam Border Patrol

 
She yells “If I wasn’t completely convinced that you were born in America YOU would be spending the night in Jail. NO two nights.” Imagine the tone of you are the dumbest American I have ever met. Yes I was concerned about going into Mexico without my birth Certificate or Passport, and Yes I had just been to Nogales and my driver’s license and it was fine. But clearly this day I deserved to be in Jail and by her generosity I would be able to re-enter the U.S. I do believe this was my first experience with a dominatrix. All she needed was a little leather and a whip. She also ask, “What I was bringing back from Mexico?” I responded with, “a Mexican blanket and some sea shells.” She asked where the sea shells were I showed her and then she says, “Well… you can’t have those.” As if that were my punishment for being so stupid. She called me an idiot for making everyone wait on me. I think when she was sure she had berated me enough to make me feel like a smashed ant, she could let me go. I was completely scared and completely submissive. I am so glad to have had that experience because it makes such a good story that I will never forget. This concludes my short stay in Mexico.
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4 comments:

  1. What did you do to make her so mad? Did you get to keep your shells?

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  2. Either I just have that effect on some people or it is because I screwed up the system and did not drive when I was suppose to. AND no I did not get to keep my shells.

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  3. That is so messed up! She just did it for revenge? What a mean lady!

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  4. It does make for a good story and I was really just happy to be back in the states and not atually in jail.

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